Meet a man with one testicle, zero chill, and a full-time grudge.
This shirt pays homage to history’s grumpiest failed art student, forced into the grind of modern employment. Forget blitzkrieg — now he’s just blitz-scrolling Excel sheets in an open office with bad coffee and passive-aggressive Slack thread.
• 100% cotton
• 100% makes fascism look deeply uncool.
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
